May 14th, 2016 6:00 PM
Arts, Arts and Craft, Community Festival, Entertainment & Theatre
Hermione Presents SpringWorks
1 Wellington St
Meet a wild panorama of octogenarian characters in a bizarre retirement home.
Lightning: “I had a stroke last week but I’m still here. I guess I had a stroke of luck.”
Roundhouse: A living planet who wakes up with a sore Rwanda and a pain in her Yukon.
Wings: “My nickname’s Wings. Some people think that means I order out, but it really means I astral travel.”
Gord: Keeps having an erection and has to find various ways of hiding it.
Louis: Thinks he’s Louis Riel.
Thesp: An old actor who speaks only Shakespeare.
Bling: Accessorizes her pet skeleton.
Stretch: “I do real good in the armchair exercise program. I’m the only one that can lift both arms equally. I’m biceptual."
As posted on visitperth.ca